I’m a new professor at your University and my first lesson is separating the winners from the losers. Weeding out the week so that only the students with the most potential and willpower will continue their road to greatness, and the ones who fall victim to their own selfish needs will be dismissed. This class I teach is for students who want to excel at life, who wish to continue on a path to success and greatness. If you can’t even hold out and follow instructions, if you fail to resist me, then I don’t see much of a future for you, the strong will resist temptation, the strong can follow instructions.
