Your Mommy Is So Proud Of You For Making It Into College! You Studied Hard And Now Your All Grown Up! This Calls For A Celebration! I Need To Warn You About All The Sluts That Will Try To Distract My Hard Working Son. You Need To Stay Focused, OK? If You Need Anything At All… Want Mommy To Make You Home Cooked Meals, Bring You Anything You Need, Collect And Do Your Laundry?
