I hear you have a date coming up! How nice. It’s been years since you went out with a woman so I can only imagine how excited you must be. However, there’s been a change of plans. You’re not going out on a date. You’re staying home and eating your own cum instead! It seems you forget you’re a PATHETIC LOSER who’s not worthy of a woman’s time. Therefore, the date is cancelled. Your sex life will always be between you and your palm and there is nothing you can do about it… except eat cum of course. It doesn’t belong anywhere else.
