Once upon a time, you lived a relatively normal life. Like any man, you had urges that needed to be satisfied. So on a cold lonely night, you turned to porn. What you didn’t know is that you possess a certain set of qualities that don’t align with healthy porn consumption. The moment you first touched yourself to porn it was all over. Slowly porn has eaten away at what made you “normal” and has just left the brain cells that want to goon. The only thing you know now, the only thing you’re good at is stroking your cock! you’re better off this way. There’s so much bliss in being so stupid. you have no understanding of the outside world and all you care about is porn. Day after day locked away in your goon cave and you wouldn’t change a thing. If you could go back in time, you wouldn’t bother to save yourself. Instead you’d pull up a chair and relive those moments of euphoria when you finally found your place. A porn addicted happy little gooner.
