You’re bound at the foot of my bed again. Ooop! What do you think you did this time? What a pain in the ass it is when I do this to you, you’ll be groggy for the next 24 hours. Let’s see, if you can’t figure it out, I’ll just tell you. I mean, we have all night. You’re fat, you’re balding, you’re gross and you keep telling your friends that I’m fucking other people. That’s none of their business, that’s OUR business. Stop running your mouth looking for sympathy, clearly you are too disgusting to have sex with. You’re being selfish. You can spend the night with my stinky feet mushed into your face (I know you HATE that) and maybe by morning you’ll understand what you’ve done wrong.
