Well, you’re not having sex and you’re never going to either. The closest you’ll ever get to having a sex life is just hearing about mine! Tinder isn’t working out for you. Bumble, Hinge, POF, you name it, it’s not working. Just give up on dating and sex altogether. It’s never going to happen. But me? I’m golden. You delight in my sexual pleasure, don’t you? You’re HAPPY for me that I exist in a world of sexual freedom. How WONDERFUL for me that I can fuck whoever I want, whenever I want! Being a virgin isn’t so bad when you’re a DGJ worshipper.
