It is really sad how you jerk off and waste all of that cum. You are never getting anywhere, that cum just gets thrown away. What if it were useful? What if you gave yourself a little facial instead? Finally a reason to jerk off, seeing how far you can squirt it, trying different positions to see what is best to get it all over your face. It’s not like you are fucking with that cock of yours, but it doesn’t have to just be thrown away when you can have a little fun with it. You can make a nice little game with it. Who knows, maybe your skin will benefit from it, maybe you will realize you need to eat better so it tastes good. Your cum is still useless anyway, but at least this way you’re not just throwing it away. You get to cum all over your face and lick it all up!
