When I took this job I was told that this would be odd, but I did not expect this. You are a grown as man, over 18 and your old folks are still having to hire a babysitter. You are a legal adult and yet you need someone to take care of you? What the fuck? You are such a loser! They must be so ashamed of you. You could only be a massive loser to need this kind of care. You probably just need someone to put you in your place. You are a loser that will never get laid because you are so pathetic. GROW UP AND STOP BEING A LOSER!
