Know that you are into me, especially since you’re a virgin loser. I can see how you can fall head over heels for me. I have an idea that I think you will enjoy this. You try to flirt with me, try to go out with me, but I kept turning you down, but this proposal will be like having a charity case. I will allow you to tell people that I am your girlfriend, I won’t deny it, but I will never fuck you. I will hold your hand and maybe kiss your cheek when we are in public. But what do I get out of it? I will allow you to call me your girlfriend and in turn you stay a virgin forever, get to claim me as your girlfriend and I get to go out with other men and fuck them instead. You will pay for my dates, my outfits, my lingerie. You might even get to watch! I can treat you like trash, make fun of you, pretty much do whatever I want to you and I don’t even have to pity fuck you! Isn’t it better to stay a virgin and have people believe you’re with a sexy woman than be a virgin and never get a girlfriend? Of course it is! Think it over and get back to me. I already know you won’t say no.
