You’re one of those annoying straight guys aren’t you? You know, the ones who are always going to such great lengths to ‘prove’ they’re straight and love pussy. The tiniest thing could threaten your masculinity, and it’s pathetic. Well, I am here to help you get to the root of your fragile heterosexuality problems. You’re so uptight about your sexuality because…you’re a fag. You’re a faggot, and I am going to prove it to you. I’m going to do a split screen. One side will be Me, in a sexy swim suit, and the other side will be a huge cock. Let’s which one get’s you off first.
