Will’s a masochist, and he can’t stay away. I can humiliate him in public, have a whole bar examining and laughing at his junk, and he STILL shows his face here again. He brought his gremlin of a girlfriend this time, which is wild because I was sure she didn’t exist. There’s a lot of things a person can call me, but nice isn’t one. And Will’s poor little wide eyed sloth is about to learn that firsthand as he leaves her with his bulge on display to jerk himself off for my entertainment. He can’t help it- my tits might as well be God himself.
