It’s so nice of you to let me practice my rope work on you, it really is. A lot of people are really uncomfortable with being tied up…Struggle a little. Let me make sure it will hold. Excellent, you really are totally immobile. It’s kind of like a taste of what I am going to do to you! Oh don’t look so upset. I’m not going to eat you or anything. I’m just going to chain you up in the bedroom and feed you until you’re too fat to move. I want to see you blubbery and helpless. Let’s get started! Hmm. What should I stuff down your throat first? The mayonnaise, or the butter?
