Good morning! Was somebody up late humping his hand for me? Are you sure you can handle another day of gooning your brains out? Don’t give up now. There’s a light at the end of the tunnel! You’re nearly there but, before you can get out of the goon hole, you have to go so much deeper first… I don’t care if you’re aching and your balls are so swollen they could burst. You have to get through one more day of edging for me. Eyes on the prize, gooner. That orgasm will be worth it! You don’t have to send me thousands to be the highest ranking edge slut in my army in this challenge, though a substantial clip collection would certainly help. You just have to stroke for me as much as you possibly can. This is your last day to show me what you’re made of.
