Christmas can wait. I come first. ,,,, Santa, darling, have you got a minute? I know your little elves are banging on the door, telling you it’s time to go. But I want my Christmas gift now. You said I could have whatever I wanted. All I want is you… to get on your knees. Pump for me. Who’s my good boy? Such a giving man. Such a generous man. What do you get for a woman already as spoiled as I am? Unquestioning obedience, of course.
