Many of you little bitches send me your money because I’m beautiful, intelligent and so superior to you. However, some of you send me your cash for more complex reasons. You have a lot of guilt and shame because of all your secret wanking. You’re doing it right now. It’s been spiraling out of control lately and your shame is at an all time high. There’s no one you can talk to about your addiction. Nobody knows about your disgusting little habit; all the women you’ve dragged through your mind. Well, I know about it. And I’m here to collect your back taxes. You deserve to be bankrupted for being such a weak pervert. This is a prime opportunity for me to strengthen your obsession. Stroke for me. I want to turn you into a desperate mess before I tell you what you owe. You know you’re being fucked over and laughed at, yet you just can’t stop. I have a formula to calculate what you owe. Maybe when your life savings are completely drained and I’ve taken everything from you… you’ll be cured of this degenerate compulsion!
