No. No, big brother I have not been snooping in your room! I don’t know why your laptop was open and I am not sure why there was porn open on it! I am not trying to do that thing where I avoid you with my eyes bro.. Ugh, fine.. Yes, it was me.. I wanted to use your laptop because I was curious about…Sex. Have you ever had sex big bro? You have?! What was it like? I have no one else to ask but you; my big brother! Could you show me what its like to have sex? I want to learn so I can become good at it. Please, big bro! It can just be between us! Besides, I want to impress my biggest critic- my own brother!
