So, loser, it seems you have a date this Valentine’s. A hot steamy, romantic date. Naturally, being the little loser that you are, you won’t be dating a real woman. Oh no, of course not. Losers like you don’t get real women on Valentine’s Day. Your life revolves around porn and Valentine’s Day will be no different. Pumping your cock away to the love of your life – porn! Who needs a real woman when porn can melt your mind and fulfil all your fantasies? So, jerk away, keep pumping all night long. Pump for porn, my good little loser, it’s going to be a long, hot, Valentine’s night.
