“We’ve been friends for so long and honestly I’m surprised nothing has ever happened between us… I’ve always thought you were kinda cute. I don’t know how to ask you so I just come out and say it – I want to mess around with you.” I ask you to take your cock out for me so I can get it hard. Is that it!? Oh my god. It’s so tiny! I can’t believe it, I had no idea you had such a tiny penis. I’m pretty disappointed, I was totally going to fuck you but now… well, I don’t think that’s going to happen. You blew your chance with me. I’ve never seen a dick like this before and I can’t hide my laughter. I grab a measuring tape to see how small you really are… under four inches. Wow. I feel sort of bad for laughing at you so much and I know you were expecting to get off so I offer to let you jerk off in front of me while I tease you with my body and tell you what to do. I strip down while telling you how I want you to touch your little prick. Before we get too far I remember my phone and snap a couple photos and a short video. I tell you I’m going to show them to my friends later so we can all laugh at you together. Then, I grab a dildo to show you what a REAL man’s cock looks like. Turns out your baby dick is HALF the size of my favourite dildo… how can you even call yourself a man? I start to fuck myself with the dildo, knowing you wish you could make me feel the way my toy does. I make you watch me cum in a way that you could never make me cum, reminding you how I’ll never let you fuck me. I give you a cum countdown, and you make a huge mess. But I have a special surprise for guys like you with small cocks – you’re going to eat your cum for me. I tell you to scoop it up and you put it in your mouth, swallowing your own load. How does that taste? I’m telling all my girlfriends tomorrow. Now please leave, I don’t want to look at your sad little dick anymore.
