You don’t need a social life anymore. You have me. You don’t need to have friends or even attempt at having a girlfriend. That takes up far too much time and money for me to allow that any more. Your only priority is jerking and worshipping. You’re only expense is rent, food, gas, and me. No more fun, no more adventures. You are going to destroy your social life and make sure the only thing you have left in life is me. A relationship and friends are a waste of time the only thing you will ever need again is right in front of you. Dating my clip store is your social life now.
