You WHORE. You can’t help it. You’re a shiny magpie, drawn to every piece of shiny fabric you see on a hot woman’s body. Bodies that are way too hot for you to handle! I don’t demand loyalty from you because I know who you are and what you need. Shiny, shiny, shiny, it’s never enough! You’ll never stop emptying that wallet for shiny and I’m encouraging it!
