I know how long it’s been since you’ve had one of these sessions. Every day, you were eagerly waiting for my return and desperately wanting me to come back and continue slowly dismantling your marriage you tried so hard to keep together. You’re slowly coming to the realization that your wife is absolutely NOTHING compared to me. I will never understand how you haven’t left her yet, but I’ll make sure that happens eventually. I’ll get you so fucked up beyond comprehension that you’ll eventually succumb to the euphoria that is Goddess Lindsay.
