Your ex was so boring. All she cared about were her looks, buying new clothes–it was all so boring. And she was chronically late for your dates! You’d go to pick her up, and she’d still be in the shower. So, you’d be stuck talking with her mom while you waited for her to get ready…but that wasn’t so bad, actually. Her mom was beautiful, down to earth. So easy to talk to. And sexy. So sexy. And, maybe even flirtatious? You thought you could see something in her eyes when she spoke to you, something that disappeared the second her daughter walked down the stairs. Something naughty. You loved watching it disappear, the faint sense that she liked the thrill of flirting with her daughter’s boyfriend. So you did what you had to do. You broke up with your girlfriend, and showed up at her house when you knew she’d be gone…
