I’m so proud of you gooner! I got your message on your way over and I’m so excited to hear about your first big breakthrough, this proves the program is working. You have finally accepted that you ARE a gooner! Congratulations on meeting me half way. Yes half way, while I’m proud of you for coming to terms with the fact that you are a gooner, and that you absolutely love gooning to complete the program you need to admit that you are a goonaholic. You are helpless when it comes to gooning. Gooning is stronger than you would ever hope to be and that if you don’t stick with our sessions gooning is going to completely engulf you and take over your life. I have an activity that’s going to really help you understand the difference between being a gooner which you’ve accepted and being a goonaholic which you are yet to accept. I’m going to play you the hottest, most mesmerizing goon fuel you have ever seen and when I come into the room to stop the tape you will not put up a fight. You will be able to have a quick goon session, and stop when told. If you can’t stop, and insist on seeing the rest of the tape I think we both know where this is leading…..
