A stressed-out boy got a gift certificate to visit an *expert* in stress relief! Lucky him!
I decide he really needs a full day off, not the short treatment.
Let’s start with a therapeutic ruin-and-twist, a patented technique I have to extent the intense sensation of being ruined! Followed by a Swedish foot rub. Followed by a very special rubdown. It’s really intense, but don’t worry, that’s why you can’t move! Why look look so desperate? Stop twisting, it does no good. You’ll relax eventually. I guarantee it.
