It’s the most important time of the month yet again! It comes around so quickly, doesn’t it? It’s already April; can you believe it? The weather’s warming up. And with that comes temptations. Beer gardens, weekends away at the seaside, saving up for a holiday in the sun… but these things aren’t for pathetic loser paypigs like you. Oh no. The only thing you will be spending money on this month is your Queen.
