With so much to be thankful for it says a lot about you that the very first thing that pops into your horny little brain is cock. Not your health, not your relatives, but cock! Fuck your relatives, all you want to do on Thanksgiving is goon to cock. The crazy thing is, is that you’ve never even had cock! you’ve always just let yourself drift off into this perverted little fantasy land just too afraid to try it. Just think of how much you’ll LOVE cock once you finally have it. I promise it’ll change your life. Until you muster up the courage to taste a real man, I guess I’ll allow you to just be thankful for cock…in your head.
