The Weding was wonderful and this paddle been in my **** for a while… it’s perfect for a happy marriage… I mean, obviously it stops arguments … but the real use for it is to prevent them. Our love is worth a little pain… a little trauma… a little “constant living in fear”. Yes moother… he’s right here attending to me… he loved the gift… he must have yelled out “THANK YOU” about 50 times. Touch yourself while ur at my feet… that’s the only time you’ll ever be allowed to touch it.
